I'm so used to ordering as a vegetarian that when I got a veggie burger the other day, I asked for no meat. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

Like this post if you remember your first jalebi experience. GUJU CHE.

I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

"Girl you wear so much makeup it looks like you got attacked by the atta bin." GUJU CHE.

In a guju kitchen, none of the jars are what they say. GUJU CHE.

Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE