You know ur a guju when u tell ur girlfriend not to make u a sandwich,make some Chai!!! GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.