That day I learned goats also call their grandmothers "baa." GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

The minute I told people I was going to Gujarat, I somehow became their personal mailman. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE