Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.

You know ur a guju when u tell ur girlfriend not to make u a sandwich,make some Chai!!! GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

Remembering a mata bhajan only during Navratri so my mom will let me do Garba. GUJU CHE