Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE

They should rename the clearance section to "Guju Section." GUJU CHE.

"Girl you wear so much makeup it looks like you got attacked by the atta bin." GUJU CHE.

I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

I confused the valet at an Indian wedding when asking for my Honda Accord for Mr. Patel. GUJU CHE.

Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE