Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

I remember when the bus dropped me off and my friends would ask, "how long are you gonna stay at a motel?" GUJU CHE.

That moment when you're doing garba and one person leaves, messing up the circle. GUJU CHE.

I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

You know ur a guju when u tell ur girlfriend not to make u a sandwich,make some Chai!!! GUJU CHE.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

It took an extra 2 hours because we were not able to recognize our bags at the Ahmedabad airport since they were all plastered in saran wrap. GUJU CHE