Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

Rooms being sold out when Pitbull said "meet me at the hotel - motel - Holiday Inn." GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

All my non-gujarati friends think they can speak gujarati just by adding "che" to the end of their sentences. GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

My parents even bargain at Dollar Tree. GUJU CHE

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.