That day I learned goats also call their grandmothers "baa." GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

I confused the valet at an Indian wedding when asking for my Honda Accord for Mr. Patel. GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE