That moment when you're doing garba and one person leaves, messing up the circle. GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

The minute I told people I was going to Gujarat, I somehow became their personal mailman. GUJU CHE