I remember when the bus dropped me off and my friends would ask, "how long are you gonna stay at a motel?" GUJU CHE.

"Girl you wear so much makeup it looks like you got attacked by the atta bin." GUJU CHE.

My parents even bargain at Dollar Tree. GUJU CHE

Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

When my family goes traveling, my parents always open the areas phonebook and judge the place by how many Patels there are and not by how amazing the views are. What is life... "GUJU CHE"

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

When I finished tying the rakhi on my brother today, he asked me for some dhokla instead of mithai. What have you been teaching our bhais Daily Dhokla!! "GUJU CHE"