I was watching Spongebob today with my grandfather and he asked in Gujarati, "why is that dhokla on tv?" GUJU CHE.

Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE

Told my mom we were out of shampoo. She took the bottle and filled it with water so we get our money's worth. GUJU CHE.

Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

I remember when the bus dropped me off and my friends would ask, "how long are you gonna stay at a motel?" GUJU CHE.

"Girl you wear so much makeup it looks like you got attacked by the atta bin." GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

Dhokla is now the featured menu item of AAHOA. GUJU CHE.

Like this post if you remember your first jalebi experience. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.