"Girl you wear so much makeup it looks like you got attacked by the atta bin." GUJU CHE.

I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

Dhokla is now the featured menu item of AAHOA. GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

It took an extra 2 hours because we were not able to recognize our bags at the Ahmedabad airport since they were all plastered in saran wrap. GUJU CHE

When I finished tying the rakhi on my brother today, he asked me for some dhokla instead of mithai. What have you been teaching our bhais Daily Dhokla!! "GUJU CHE"