They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE

All my non-gujarati friends think they can speak gujarati just by adding "che" to the end of their sentences. GUJU CHE.

Told my mom we were out of shampoo. She took the bottle and filled it with water so we get our money's worth. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE