We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

Rooms being sold out when Pitbull said "meet me at the hotel - motel - Holiday Inn." GUJU CHE.

Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

Walking out of a party and not knowing which Toyota is yours. GUJU CHE.

The minute I told people I was going to Gujarat, I somehow became their personal mailman. GUJU CHE

My parents even bargain at Dollar Tree. GUJU CHE