When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.

I was watching Spongebob today with my grandfather and he asked in Gujarati, "why is that dhokla on tv?" GUJU CHE.

That moment when you're doing garba and one person leaves, messing up the circle. GUJU CHE.

Like this post if you remember your first jalebi experience. GUJU CHE.

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

They should rename the clearance section to "Guju Section." GUJU CHE.

It took an extra 2 hours because we were not able to recognize our bags at the Ahmedabad airport since they were all plastered in saran wrap. GUJU CHE

When my family goes traveling, my parents always open the areas phonebook and judge the place by how many Patels there are and not by how amazing the views are. What is life... "GUJU CHE"

I remember when the bus dropped me off and my friends would ask, "how long are you gonna stay at a motel?" GUJU CHE.

Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.