I confused the valet at an Indian wedding when asking for my Honda Accord for Mr. Patel. GUJU CHE.

Remembering a mata bhajan only during Navratri so my mom will let me do Garba. GUJU CHE

"Girl you wear so much makeup it looks like you got attacked by the atta bin." GUJU CHE.

Dhokla is now the featured menu item of AAHOA. GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

You know ur a guju when u tell ur girlfriend not to make u a sandwich,make some Chai!!! GUJU CHE.

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

That day I learned goats also call their grandmothers "baa." GUJU CHE.

When I finished tying the rakhi on my brother today, he asked me for some dhokla instead of mithai. What have you been teaching our bhais Daily Dhokla!! "GUJU CHE"

In a guju kitchen, none of the jars are what they say. GUJU CHE.

I'm so used to ordering as a vegetarian that when I got a veggie burger the other day, I asked for no meat. GUJU CHE