Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

When my family goes traveling, my parents always open the areas phonebook and judge the place by how many Patels there are and not by how amazing the views are. What is life... "GUJU CHE"

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

Remembering a mata bhajan only during Navratri so my mom will let me do Garba. GUJU CHE

When I finished tying the rakhi on my brother today, he asked me for some dhokla instead of mithai. What have you been teaching our bhais Daily Dhokla!! "GUJU CHE"

Walking out of a party and not knowing which Toyota is yours. GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.