I was watching Spongebob today with my grandfather and he asked in Gujarati, "why is that dhokla on tv?" GUJU CHE.

Rooms being sold out when Pitbull said "meet me at the hotel - motel - Holiday Inn." GUJU CHE.

Dhokla is now the featured menu item of AAHOA. GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.

The minute I told people I was going to Gujarat, I somehow became their personal mailman. GUJU CHE

Told my mom we were out of shampoo. She took the bottle and filled it with water so we get our money's worth. GUJU CHE.

I confused the valet at an Indian wedding when asking for my Honda Accord for Mr. Patel. GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE